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Al Bundy: [Al has just discovered that the vehicle supplier took advantage of him] The brand new salesperson asserted that smart someone lease.

Al: [that have long hair] Do you really believe I would like it? Do you consider I appreciate old men for the grandma cups asking me easily for instance the the Grateful Dry record? That is the issue with what you. They make an effort to enable it to be better versus recognizing the outdated are great. They take away the pinball server, bring in the overall game. Really don’t care if a good monkey causes it to be so you’re able to the top a creating, unless he had been increasing indeed there so you’re able to defenestrate their spouse! I don’t wanted a hair salon, I want the barber rod, I want the dog regarding spot, I would like my personal hair reduce by the a guy exactly who wants girls but not women. [pause]

Al: We hope, irrespective of where they buried Tony, it buried your deal with off therefore the guy wouldn’t need look for my personal guilt. ‘Cause Al Bundy. is just about to score clean. and you will blown.

Al: Get real, men! And you may move prompt! Next, nobody care and attention how much time it will take and you will spare zero bills, but we find ourselves a hairdresser! (more…)